“No snow day.”

。 ｏ ○ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜ ͡ ╮ ╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ╮ ( Ivy ) ( Ivy’s legs ) ╰◟◞ ͜ ╭◜◝ ͡ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ╮◞◟◞ ╯ 　 　 ( Ivy’s boobs ) 　　 ╰◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ͜ ◟◞ ╯

"Oh yea? Well I fucked your mom and your dad, you little shit!"

"Well I... Shut up and get good!"

Puts an elf hat on the readers head. "You work for me now."

//You guys know that show My Name is Earl? Well, we're gonna do My Name is Harley

//What is sleep

Licking a popsicle while staring at the reader.

//A bug movie everyone's hyped for, sudden spinoffs that don't really make sense, and now talks of a big interconnected universe. This sounds pretty familiar, DC.

She's been taking her meds lately, but now she's just... kind of distant. And quiet.

An' I'll happily prove it to anyone who doubts!

Kissin' booth, line up!

How the hell do you patrol?

It's so hard bein' good.

Listen, it's very simple. If you abuse your animal, Harley WILL hook you to a table where she will pull your body apart piece by piece, Law Abiding Citizen style. And if Batman has a problem with that he needs to fucking cope because she's had enough.