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Sneezing etiquette? What are the rules? If someone sneezes 30 times during the day, should I bless them each time?

Will the sneezer suddenly think I have abandoned them if I stop saying "bless you", or is there an implied "bless you" after the 20th time?

Also, is there a statute of limitations on saying "bless you"? Could I just wait until the day after someone sneezes?

When I was a little boy, my grandfather said "bless you" after I coughed. When I corrected him, he said, "Go to hell then."

What if an atheist sneezes? Would saying "bless you" be appropriate? When an atheist says "bless you" to someone do they take it seriously?

I thought I was mentally ill, but my doctor told me it was all in my mind.

If time is money, and time flies while you're having fun, how costly is fun? Solve to the third decimal.

If I were a male stripper, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be a policeman or a fireman. I'd be a Geek Squad team member #GetInLineLadies

I asked my wife: "If I equal X, and you equal Y, how many times can X go into Y tonight?" She said, "That's an imaginary number." #MathSucks

Some people are certified assholes, but not me. I'm just an amateur with a wealth of experience.

A gallery of sexual harassment stock photos: bit.ly/i0ftXe #HappyHumpDay

Don't you look at me in that tone of voice!

My wife says my memory has deteriorated lately. She's crazy; I don't remember this happening at all.

I'm a firm believer in death after life.

My parents and I were debating economics last night: I asked them to buy me an Xbox and they told me to get a job.

You ever feel like you just won the bronze medal in a two-man race?

Some called it my nervous breakdown. I called it my sanity having a snow day.

The economic situation here has gotten so bad, I've started my own political movement #OccupyMyParentsBasement