A six year old wrote a letter to the Los Angeles County Department of Animal Care and Control with a straightforward request. "Can I have a license to keep a unicorn in my backyard?" The department replied with good news, the license had been approved. n.pr/3FjMp05

Stomach bug killed holiday plans so binging Lego Star Wars yes please. Especially with Hoth outside.

Am alive. At what cost...

Migraines suck. Can it just be cold please?

Managed to get meds for my son on fumes of coolant left in my car. Why do I have so little coolant? Because I forgot it had a leak. #ADHD

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WOW! This hero saved 24 lives by breaking into a school!

It's day 24 of the year. There have already been 39 mass shootings. n.pr/3iZSfN1

Calling all galactic creature enthusiasts, Aree is on a new mission to locate the illusive convorees and discover the best way to communicate with the massive yet friendly gergilla. Click here to watch the new installments of Star Wars Galaxy of Creatures:strw.rs/60163wVLE

M&M’s cartoon versions of candies that appear in advertisements will be replaced by comedian and actor Maya Rudolph. The move comes after Fox News’ Tucker Carlson spent months attacking minor brand changes to some of the characters as “woke.” n.pr/3kG3FGm

Most disaster movies begin with authorities ignoring scientists who warn of impending doom. Reality appears to be no different.

More secret congressional codenames revealed (Want more? The full-length video is here:) youtube.com/watch?v=HBA7MA…

Twitter will now start charging users for downloading and uploading data. Everything from bots giving out earthquake alerts to ambitious research about how misinformation spreads could be affected. n.pr/3JUWCE5

Flaco, the owl that escaped Central Park Zoo on Feb. 2, is still on the loose. But zoo officials say he's hunting for himself, alleviating concerns about how captivity would impact his skills. n.pr/3KgtSpA

*causally drops*

Currently Robyn Omega is teaching my child the history of sexism. After David asked about multiple orgasms. I love my friends.

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Ugh. New phone so of course all my passwords are gone.