My kid told me to draw something last night, anything I wanted to he said.

Being a bad sleeper really sucks when you’re traveling on a set schedule in a different time zone. I’m basically looking at 2.5 hours of sleep tonight if I’m lucky. Not to mention my constant fear of throwing up while traveling.. because that happens… often. I’m so broken.

I have been binge watching Hot Ones and I’m always mentally watching TWW, and this is 100% accurate

Trying to explain “girl math” to a 72 year old is not landing right 😂

At dinner in my grandma’s retirement home tonight, I learned that all three ladies at my table (including my grandma) fully delete text threads. Like “well, these texts were about dinner and we’ve eaten” and deletes it. They were horrified when I scrolled back to 2014 😂

I feel personally attacked

…because Vice President John Hoynes ran an opinion poll on his own favorability after publicly denouncing oil companies, which he had previously been known for being close with. Does Hoynes thinks the President is not going to run for re-election?

“So what exactly is The Cloud?” - Mary Jo (82 y/o at lunch)

Sometimes you hit the note, sometimes you don't.

Bathroom stall doors in airports should never open inwards.

With the #emmys tonight, this is one of my favorite moments. Lucille Ball forgot her eye glasses in 1975, prior to announcing best comedy series. But Milton Berle came to the to rescue. 😂😂😂

“You talk fast but… somehow you enunciate really well? I don’t understand how you do that.” 😂

Okay but also.. this 35 y/o woman’s suitcase didn’t even make it into the bedroom before opening it up and using it as a dresser for a couple weeks 😂

flying under the radar today: claudia sheinbaum being sworn in as mexico’s president north america’s first female elected head of state

This was such a relaxing way to spend my evenings

One of the judges just described a move on the field as “tasty”. This is not a cooking themed show. It’s a show about “the void” 😂

I’m dealing with a complicated type of grief right now but I had to take headshots last week and I got them back today - and I love them. But it’s also weird looking at this like “This girl looks so happy. This girl has no idea her heart’s about to break.”