Red Flag Snark
@redflagsnark
Roasting red flags in life, love & cultureโค๏ธ. Savage takes. Spicy truths. Zero simping. Follow for brutal dating insights & unfiltered humor.
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KING CHIDI Simps are not just men, they are unpaid social workers. They are janitors of the sexual marketplace, scooping up recycled goods and polishing them with wedding rings. They stand at the gates of masculinity like bouncers, saying, โDonโt worry kings, Iโll take this one off the
๐ป๐๐ ๐บ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐ I knew TikTok was demonic the first time it showed me an ad for protein powder right after I whispered bench press in my sleep. I didnโt type it, didnโt search it, just rolled over on the pillow and the next morning my feed was filled with creatine tubs and gym girls doing
Collin Rugg Kamala: Wellโฆ you seeโฆ hereโs the thing. When we were looking at, umโฆ you know, the choice. The decision. About the vice president. I said to myself, I said, listenโฆ Pete is Pete. And thatโs important. Because when you are Pete, you are being Pete. But alsoโฆ you have to
๐ป๐๐ ๐บ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐๐ If she needs a security team, they should be outside scanning rooftops like the Secret Service, not inside double fisting mojitos and ordering calamari.