He needs to come and get me.

You know I get up to mischief when left to my own devices.

*Laughs lightly with a tinge of sarcasm.* I know you prefer the old ways, however you can very easily keep track of children via various apps.

No, I understood you perfectly and decided if you truly wanted an answer to /that/ question you'd meet me in seclusion.

You've always been very dedicated to the acquisition of knowledge, as any Headmaster should. Darling, you'll wait until you marry a nice prince and then share your own gifts.

/You/ wanted to let her go to school with normal people. This is on you to rectify. I can help hide the body.

#HappyFathersDay to Garrett Lanval. I haven't always made your life easy, however I was right about Merlin being meant for me, so...

$50,000 on Merlin and you children can all go home.

Why are my ears ringing?

All I'll say is it's not /my/ bloodline which is the issue.

Yes, the last refuge of the barely literate - the sarcastic eye roll. How droll.

Irritation implies you have some meaning to me and that's...adorable.

Alive, living with the love of my life, mother to a future leader of this world and our own. Yes, such pity for me.

I've kept you all safe, in my own way. Have some gratitude. Wait...who's pregnant?

I hear my name buzzing all about out of the mouths of insects. Be sure before you challenge me. I know how to sting, too.

I am untouchable.

This needs to be my new #Avi. What say you, Merlin {RP, Fake account}?