On a train from Doncaster to London Kings Cross, at least 10 people have been stabbed, and 9 are hospitalised.

#Mastermind Yeah, right Sophie

#OnlyConnect Emily? You don’t know Sophie from #Mastermind do you?

#LIVRMA Liverpool denied a penalty in front of the Kop? Surely not

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Surely she's just AI or a hologram

#LIVRMA #Trent Absolutely disgraceful fans

#LIVRMA Alan Shearer Am I watching the same game? MOTM Curtois? Surely Conor Bradley! If that was Onana facing the LFC score you would've crucified him

It’s been a tough day for David Lammy, who has given Labour yet another scandal. Here is the AI Lord Chancellor’s latest hit song: “Oops I freed them again”

OK this wins the internet 😂 "Oops I freed them again" - David Lammy Amazing work Crewkerne Gazette!

#SCODEN #McTominay Wow, just wow! Couldn’t come to a better guy. Well done from a Sass

•Slot after seeing the Mo Salah interview•

Wow brilliant! I could get behind this as a Christmas number 1 🔥

RIP you top man. Middlesbrough’s finest My favourite of all your great tracks Chisel Hill by #ChrisRea youtu.be/w56skBC1DeU?si… via YouTube

Loving the fringe #OnlyConnect Have to say, I’m having a twitch

We have found Alaa El-Fatah, thirteen years ago, complaining about the respectful tone in correspondence between the President of Israel and the then Muslim Brotherhood President of Egypt. At 3:37 he asks “[Where is] Khaybar Khaybar Ya Yahood?”. The notorious ‘Khaybar’ chant is

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Ruddy Hell! Can’t say I’m his biggest fan but how good does Ronan Keating still look? @bbc Ronan Keating

The reality for many people who paid to go watch "Sadiq Khans" firework display 🙄

In a nutshell, "I telephoned President Trump over the weekend and he told me to sod off" Thanks Keir Starmer that's 25 minutes of my life I won't get back