Enough.

Whichever brother changed my playlists to all Madonna songs is gonna get their face punched in.

And then they're gonna fix it.

If no one comes clean I'm hitting Drake.

Bullshit. x.com/unwillinggreen…

I'm not one to ask for help but if anyone knows a good way to get rid of a very annoying green lantern, I'd appreciate it.

[Catches himself humming to "Hung Up" by Madonna.] Oh fuuuuck you, Drake.

The mark of a vigilante: The ability to fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

Even standing up.

Aren't I just darling? x.com/kevinwada/stat…

Why am I only finding this shit out by watching the fucking news?

I hate being in uniform on the streets during the day.

C'mon, sidekick. Where the fuck did you land?

Don't make more work for me.

Don't get yourself wrapped up in something you don't want to be involved with.

But do what you want. Whatever.

If that's what you want.

I end trouble.

You can't prevent everything.

[He can't fault her for that.] You're gonna be disappointed.