sharks are kinda allergic to ugly people

Reminder for new hockey fans, there are two kinds of Russian players: the ones who don’t participate in Pride nights because they have legitimate fears for their family’s safety, and the ones actively in cahoots with Putin. Ovi is and has always been open about being the latter.

wokeism pushes m*ga on its ass

Being in full goalie gear and barreling down the ice to leap into a scrum is probably the closest a human can get to feeling like a bowling ball

vancouver canucks so woke they broke their 11 game loss streak (this also being their first win in 2026) for the gays on pride night

not surprised at all. AT ALL.

One of our favorite style icons, Mikhail Sergachev, serves once again 😎

Jason Robertson, HUGE cat guy. (via: @dallasstars)

fifteen years after his debut and still top 10 omega 😭 UNC STILL GOT IT!!! 🙏

When someone says I watch hockey because I think the players are hot… but I think this is hot 🥵

On this day in 1992, S.J. Sharkie was birthed from the inside of a friggin Zamboni. 34 years later, that absolute lunatic is still out of his gourd.

will smith hockey is macklin refusing to film new tiktoks with you so you have to hit up your brand partners now?

“Good person off the ice which is very important to us” (Grier, last week). “High character people” (Warso, last night). Of course Sharks fans will be upset the org going against their own words if they have an inquiry into a player who sexually assaulted a team employee

Headshots looking like I’m about to get a notification that they’re 3 minutes away in a black Honda civic

World Champions of what?