I’ve seen the original one here on Twitter, but this one sent me 💀

Laundry. It seriously never ends am I right

The first solar project that I’ve been managing has gotten permission to turn on!!!! Earlier than we expected! So exciting!!!

i’m going to hell 🫡😭

Instructions:

Protect us, Lord, as we stay awake; watch over us as we sleep, that awake, we may keep watch with Christ, and asleep, rest in his peace, alleluia.
- Night Prayer, Liturgy of the Hours

summer date idea: fly out to banff national park for a hike and then get obliterated at the most beautiful chilis

Finally figured out how to reimburse myself from my HSA… it’s over for you hoes

I can’t believe I’m getting married this year what the heck

my eye is twitching from stress and i forgot deodorant this morning….

BUT i’m going to buy myself a little treat at the starbucks because my weekly meeting with my bosses went well (finally)