You say that like it's a bad thing? RT Fix Wesson: Dude no. Don’t let your kid near the bush. They’re gonna learn bad porn...

Hey so. Any good ideas for telling off a gung-ho cop over reacting to the flamethrower in my trunk?

Ugh. Always slime.

Remember kids: Possession is 9/10s of the law.

*yawns, looking to Legs Wesson* Does this mean we can go back to bed?

What did I come home to?

LEGS.

-txt @TheIcedCaps- Hey, want to grab lunch today? I'm back in town for longer and Legs is occupied.

-txt Legs Wesson- Tell me I don't need a motocycle.

Out motorcycle shopping with @TheIcedCaps. Also need hunter friends to weigh in on hunting kit favorites.

-txt Legs Wesson- Coming home. Bringing Steve. Let's get dinner and drinks and see what we talk about.

*looks between Legs Wesson and @TheIcedCaps, grinning* So, dining out or eating in tonight? What are we in the mood for?

Just gonna leave this here. Cause its important.

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Women are like a Rubik's Cube with a whole side missing.

*insert innocent whistling here*

Seriously? Dolls? I've seen scarier in my cheerios.

Ugh. The Christmas car commercials are already on tv. As if I needed more reasons to roll my eyes. #LegsDoesntNeedALexus

No. Just.... no. RT @TheIcedCaps: Legs needs a tank.

Oh. My. Sweet baby jesus. I am never dealing with other wolf packs without an intermediary again.