I???? Have a girlfriend???? the serotonin i feel rn is... amazing.

Love triangles? Fuck those. Polycules is where it's at!

This is the meanest thing you can do to someone :(

// mechs rp twt 🤝 tma rp twt characters named after/inspired by gods

THERE WAS A FUCKINH WORM ON MY KEUNOARD

HE SAUD THE THING IM LFHDJSLS

My couch is open for anyone having worm stalker issues :)

There's a lot of screaming coming from the archives...

THE WORMS ARE FUCKINH EVERHWHER

theres so much co2 but i think the worms here are all dead- fuck whered that corkscrew go

gotta find sasha gotta tind tim

[Rosie is running through the archives, extinguisher in hand and corkscrew in pocket. She's looking for Sasha and Tim, calling their names out despite the lack of oxygen] // Sasha James

// time is frozen for my accs bc of school, be back soon hopefully

[click] [three knocks] [a door unlocks and opens] TIM: Rosie, Sasha! It's just you two. SASHA: Are you ready to go, Tim? TIM: Yeah, all packed. Where are we going? ROSIE: A friend of mine gave me the keys to their vacation place. Can't say where yet. TIM: Let's go! [click]

// why did i make rosie web aligned. why did i do this to myself.

// pspspsps validation pls does the new layout look cool

Everyone thirsting over frat boys smh

WAIT everyone SHUT UP I just realized this place has a backyard, I can make a garden!! Sasha James you have a cottagecore girlfriend now!!