Hey Major League Soccer, is this because we ran your league's champion out of the competition this year? Didn't think you'd take it that poorly. 🤷

Merry Christmas (and a happy feast of the winter star)

And for our number 1️⃣ moment of 2023… Hounds defeat MLS side Columbus Crew in the U.S. Open Cup in front of a home sellout crowd of 6,107 🌟 ✍️ bit.ly/3RYf6HA #HOUNDTAHN

TITAN UP 🙌

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

Sources: Rhode Island FC has signed reigning 2023 USL Championship Player of the Year, forward Albert Dikwa. Dikwa, 26, had 20 goals for the Pittsburgh Riverhounds last year. Won Golden Boot too. Huge addition for Rhode Island ahead of their debut season in USL Championship.

BRAKING NEWS – Cowards Release Song In Middle Of The Night, Falsely Advertised As “Dekkar” Without Lead Singer – Labeled “A Sham” By Music Lovers Read now: heinetwork.tv/article/brakin…

Honoring a legend of the game and a huge part of Penguins history 🌸 We are thrilled to be part of 'Marc-Andre Fleury Night', a game commemorating the netminder's 1,000+ NHL games played and second-most wins among NHL goaltenders.

Making coffee...

busy day

Make a splash with our 2024 #EarthDay poster: Water touches everything Download and print a free high-resolution NASA Earth poster, or save the wallpaper to use as your computer desktop or mobile device virtual background: go.nasa.gov/3Uq1J4l

I bet this shit hits so hard if you’re stupid

Next month, Retro Bowl turns Pro. "NFL Retro Bowl '25" is coming exclusively to Apple Arcade, with superstars on every team and hundreds of real NFL & NFLPA players to choose from. apple.co/3LNt0IO

I almost visited a store that sold antique dog collars but then I didn’t. #TweetLikeCoreyDay TweetLikeCorey

Had a muffin. It was nice TweetLikeCorey #TweetLikeCoreyDay

Slow motion lightning over Acrisure Stadium in #Pittsburgh before the Steelers game. Ridiculous stuff.