𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮.. 𝙙𝙖𝙙.

mutt recoils as his mother publicly smothers him in 'motherly love'. he quickly grabs his comb, standing a few feet away, running the bristles frantically over his hair. "𝘔𝘖𝘔. be cool, will ya? I'm not six anymore."

seems like you lived plenty in 𝘰𝘶𝘳 absence. don't start now.

if anyone asks, I don't have a dad.

You'll have to pay me, mom.

now you sound like 𝘥𝘢𝘥. you both need a hobby.

although he loves his mother dearly, he'd rather not.

𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨. Uh... he's not coming home?..- 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙮𝙚𝙩..?

she can be scary when she wants to be. he feels sorry for his father.

mother you could be imprisoned.

no thank you. I'll leave the beatings to dad. ... besides, could you really hit your 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 son?

pissing him off is my favourite thing to do, why should I deprive myself of happiness?

great performance from my dad. says he loved my mother, even though he left her at the altar

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝒉𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒚 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚏𝚏 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝟻 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚜. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

as long as her rage is on you, I'm in the clear.

how would you know, 𝘥𝘢𝘥 ? didn't you just appear in my life 5 minutes ago?

gotta know your place, jones.

old man puts on a tough game.