I know….

How am I supposed to do this?!

$96 for speeding and $80 for driving without a license…

I’m sorry—!

Okay… I just really wanted to drive. I know I shouldn’t have but Alex wouldn’t let me drive with him in the car and I know you wouldn’t either

Really? You’d actually teach me? You’re not joking?

Boo bitches

Me?

I feel special 🥺

Hope Zach doesn’t mind that I had a few cookies from the fridge. I’m just really craving something sweet right now

Yeah. Don’t worry, I only had a few of them. They tasted good but I feel like it’s missing something. Maybe try adding more sugar on top or something

Oh fuck— NO— I’ve had edibles before, Zach. There’s absolutely no way. It didn’t smell or taste like others that I’ve had in the past. If that’s what you consider an edible maybe I should try more

Right—- well how many milligrams are in these “special” cookies— because whatever it is, tell him to step up his game

I mean it’s only been 30 minutes. Shouldn’t they kick in by now?

What if high reality is what reality is like? And the rest have it wrong?

Your favorite Dempsey has arrived bitches

Mmmm how to annoy my brother… let’s see…. What shall I do today? @brxkenjxck

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