“Abel 2.0 is here to stay!” #Upgrade #CharmingBastard

“I need to take a piss. You’re welcome for that information.”

“Hey, I can’t promise not to be a lil’ shit.. because let’s face it, I’ve got your DNA.” Laughing, he ran a hand through his hair. “C’mon, dad! Not the hair! You know how much ladies love it. Teller genes and all.”

“Just giving the world the information they so desperately crave, mom!” Fires a wink while flashing that famous Teller grin.

“Apple sure as fuck doesn’t fall far from that tree.” Chuckles in amusement.

“I’d kill to have an entire plate of smoked bacon all to my fuckin’ self.”

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Rolls his eyes with a chuckle. “Kiss ass.”

Snorts, amused. “Here I was thinkin’ you fucked up. Normally when you bust out flowers for mom, there’s a reason. The reason normally being you’re able to get your are kicked by mom.” Laughs with a shake of his head.

About to get your ass kicked* Fuckin’ typos can suck my dick.