can i come over and make you extremely uncomfortable with my lack of social skills

#TheTraitors Rachel: *enjoying her dinner* Amanda:

sorry i can't come in to work today im scared

i don’t even fuck around and i still find out

hate when my stomach growls and everyone is notified that im a fat fucking chud

autistic person: hi neurotypical person: i got a new vocal stim from my new hyperfixation and its making me so overstimulated after bedrotting, sorry im a little ocd

PSA

Parents with SEND kids voting Reform is wild.

everyone is talking about how poor people shouldn’t be allowed to buy junk food with food stamps… i don’t think billionaires should be able to buy 14 year olds on a private island

The neurodivergent urge to copy the accent of the person talking to you

anyone who gets more than us in a pub quiz is a nerd who takes things too seriously an anyone that gets less is a thicko that shouldnt have bothered leaving the house. and thats simply the way it is

Wanna get rich so i can support every stray cat out there

🚨 Outstanding tweet 👏🏼

dialling into a Teams meeting and everyone else is in the room.

“she’s got mental health” brotherrrrrrrr when are people going to learn to say this sentence correctly 😭😭😭😭

Really refreshing to see Ant and Dec get this

anyone else go through a life-altering event that made you realize you don’t give af about work anymore lol

Reform just take advantage of the thick cunts don't they

Pet grief is a unique kind of haunting. It’s not just missing them; it’s the spatial void. You miss them in your awakening, every step you take in the house, when you leave, when you come back. There is no escape from the routine of their absence. It’s a hammer to the chest. 💔🌈