getting fat and out of control this Christmas x

NYE and sat I’m watching my 8 year old sister drunk off appletiser. The clown can’t wait to show her the videos when she’s 18🤩

North wales has to be up there as one of the worst places to live, booorrring🙅🏼‍♀️

Never seen a tweet more relatable

I live at number 28. But the yodel man has decided to deliver my parcel to number 15, though it says 20 FUCKING 8 on the system and parcel. It’s all good tho bc he left it in a safe place, in their recycling bin. It was bin day today and the bins have been emptied🙂hows your day?

Can’t wait for Dublin on Paddy’s Day! What’s tha craic??? 🍀💚🍻🌈🕺🏻💚🍀

Dua lipa is quite fit tho isn’t she #BRITs

Literally had a dream last night I bought a yellow scratch card and won lots of money. Bought a yellow scratch card today and won a tenner, it’s not a million pounds like, but I’m feeling like that’s so raven so..

Is there actually anything nicer while you’re hungover than a fry up🤤

Got told last night off two separate people I remind them of amber of this years and Olivia from two years back Love Island. Basically what you’re trying to say is I’m a gobby cow, ya probs right😘

I actually miss the days, where waiting for Wild at Heart every Sunday was my biggest commitment

Classic irony that the British weather would sort it’s shit out when we cant go anywhere😶

royals will investigate a singular “bullying” allegation on #MeghanMarkle . But yet when it comes to multiple allegations of sex trafficking and rape they’re not so keen on a thorough investigation. Where’s the media coverage #PrinceAndrew ??

those people that have made things up about you and slag you off in their groups. Are you actually ok??? Always the ones to preach about small mindedness and being kind as well🤣

charlotte’s web really affects me to this day, I cannot kill or hurt spiders they always have to put outside in a ‘safe’ place🤷🏻‍♀️

can’t stop calling my daughter Alexa when I’m telling her off😩

Nothing gives me the ick more than hearing the sound of my own voice on video🤮

The fact that the majority of boys that have tried talking to me since I became single… are in relationships😟 no hunnies