Why does Prince Eric look like Bighead from “Silicon Valley” #Oscar #TheLittleMermaid

Me: “The choreography for ‘Natu Natu’ looks exhausting.” My husband: “It’s cool though because India’s climate is great for rapid movements.” #Oscars

My husband imagining “Top Gun Maverick”’s five nominated screenwriters brainstorming ideas: “What if he’s still a really cool pilot?” #Oscars

Okay, that Robert Blake joke was legit funny #Oscars

Lenny Kravitz’ pants are gonna rip mid-memoriam. “Not again!” #IYKYK #Oscars

Daniel Kwan bucking an entire history of Asian parent expectations by telling his son he does not have to live up to Kwan’s Oscar win #oscars

Brendan Fraser was the best thing in that cringey movie. Good for him—he’s always been a very talented actor and I’m glad he’s back. #Oscars

Noooo, Lance Reddick. He was so good in so many good things (Oz, The Wire, Fringe, Corporate, Key and Peele sketches, John Wick). His talent will be missed ☹️

FDU!!!!! #MarchMadness

The four-box view of #MarchMadness is pretty sweet on a projector screen

I keep getting this ad featuring a despondent dude who looks fed up to be modeling thousands of dollars' worth of clothing. I call him the Sad Saks.

Got my hair cut recently—the stylist looked like she had zero in common w/me until she broke the silence by asking, “Do you remember that show ‘Blind Date’?” Me: “Ummm, the one hosted by Roger Lodge???” From then she and I were like Typhoon and Ron Swanson.

My MIL got my daughter a Pez dispenser for Easter and this morning before school the kid tried to tuck it into her rain boots like The Bride from "Kill Bill" stashing a secret switchblade.

I’m working my way through Philip K. Dick’s short stories and pretty much all of them can be summarized as “Some white guy wakes up, is confused about something, and meets his comeuppance via vaguely sci-fi means.”

I’m listening to We Hate Movies’s “Monkey Shines” apeisode, and @jupinwhm on IG & Bluesky not noticing the protagonist’s monkey teeth and shrug-saying “I just thought he had gross, fucked up teeth. People are ugly, whaddya want me to do about it?” made me LOL to myself while driving.

Fascinating read: the explosion of Asian American girls named "Connie" in the 80s-90s after Connie Chung nytimes.com/interactive/20…

I need a nature documentary narrated by two Chicago dudes with thick sawsedge accents.

3.5-year old with the Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey: “I think we can eat a gingerbread man because he’s food *and* a person.”