I'm sitting so close to the space heater that I'm about to catch on fire but I refuse to move.

90's Alt/Grunge Pandora Station is so awesome bad. Come to FederalDonuts and sing Bush songs with me.

Holy trinity. @federaldonuts instagr.am/p/U6Gwvky05u/

So cold outside, so hot in these donuts. @federaldonuts instagr.am/p/U8qWMAy0zA/

Overheard: "Chickens are untrustworthy, but they sure are delicious". #stronglyagree #tinydinosaurs

Oh man. Black coffee and records are the only things worth getting out of bed for. And maybe a trip to the range...

Wish I was in a roof top hot tub with @britneysbsafari Armed in Heels Вета Беркунова FourGuysGuns Gabby@ArmedCandy #SHOTshow #FF

Post-birthday recovery is in full effect. No loud noises please.

@britneysbsafari Def ate chili nachos at 11 o'clock last night. Made me miss you.

#bossbreakfast #morningmeats raeohsunshine instagr.am/p/Vji5_Sy01V/

Pollo please. #morningmeats instagr.am/p/WKEVvLS0xQ/

The hardest thing about getting up early is not texting everyone I know at 6:30 am. You're all quite welcome.

Sexy legs. @federaldonuts instagr.am/p/WjoUBNy0-A/

So tender and juicy. instagr.am/p/WkVwFHy04X/

Come hang out with me and the beautiful Maddalena @westelmphilly and eat FederalDonuts for free!

I feel so much better about life. instagr.am/p/XDskp_y07P/

Coffee science magic. @federaldonuts instagr.am/p/XH85asS0_W/

Dreary = beer-y

Come drink coffee and eat donuts with me and we can discuss what tattoos and guns we should get. FederalDonuts

Honey-glazed heart attack #summerlove federaldonuts instagram.com/p/ZJUwOPy04t/