If you come across a bear, never push a slower friend down…even if you feel the friendship has run its course.⁣⁣

Microwaving brussel sprouts is almost as bad as microwaving fish at the office and for that I am sorry.

When the water cooler water tastes off.

One thing I don’t recommend is the vegan butter beer at Harry Potter World.

My credit card getting hacked has been great for my budget because I can’t shop online right now.

Lol

Swifties have been filling hotels, packing restaurants and crowding bars during Taylor Swift’s 20-city Eras Tour in the U.S. Even the Fed has taken notice. on.wsj.com/43KFxTz

i'm not paying student loans if there are aliens sorry

When women vote, everybody wins - what I learned from Barbie movie - also what I learned from 2018, 2020, and 2022

The Barbie movie was everything I needed it to be. 💕

This Barbie has a Nobel Prize 💖 He’s just Ken

None of my local Loblaws branded stores carry the President's Choice Onion and Chive tofu dip anymore and I’m heart broken. Like I will buy a crate of it if I need too.

some of you desperately need to wash your emotional support water bottle

My irrational fear is someone coming up to me and asking me to do mental math on the spot.

Football games are so long.

sure people start getting engaged, married and having kids, BUT something nobody truly prepares you for about your late twenties is how many of your friends start running marathons

If my sister asks me how many fruit pouches I gave my nephew to make it through Costco today I will lie.

When I watch sports with my dad I look up human interest stories and tell him things he doesn’t care to know about the players.

I need to go touch grass.

kamala IS brat