I drew yung psoriasis

terracotta is a beautiful word… they snapped when they made that one tbh

why the fuck would you squirt i just washed these sheets get out

if This Kiss by Faith Hill is playing when you enter a CVS you will have 7 years of good luck

The thing about Wes Anderson is that he’s a Texan that wants to be a French guy

look for the girl with the broken smile, ask her if she opa gangnam style

it’s so incredibly hard being so sexy and good at my job and successful…. it’s really weighing on me

i got to speak publicly today at a work event/meeting about how passionate i am about my career & the path i’m on and all i’m gonna say is wow i am proud of me :)

this is only for Momo from Twice

happy international women's day. i love you, if i wasnt so terrified of crowds i'd see you in concert. never change, i'd ☠️ for u - just say the word

date idea: you, me & the truckuzzi

Ok pop rocks…… but in your favorite chip flavor

Process incredibly traumatic thing that’s happening ❌ Play Skyrim again ✅

How Millennials Flirt:
him: ohhhh i’m lovebombing you
her: ooooh gaslight me
him: ohhhh i’m ghosting you
her: I Am Being Published By The New York Times

we are the daughters of the bajas that couldn’t blast

[jesus dying on the cross] please… make a tv show where vegetables talk about me