Well, if I don't ever find "the one" at least I can keep traveling around, doing blow and bangin sloots. I hate this state but the weather is pretty damn nice...

Getting made fun of at work bc I'm not wearing boot cut pants and I have to tuck them into my cowboy boots... Don't fleece your boots ladies and gents

Boots, basketball, & beers. Time to have a St Baddies day #CheapieFam

I specifically wore green underwear last night and she didn't even comment or notice 🙃

Me in the lounge calculating how many beers I can have and how much I'll sober up on the next flight before I have to pick up my rental car.

Iceman Just send it. Can’t get an OUI when the suns up, everyone knows that

I'm gonna crush so many brews with the boys. Bad fucking weekend to be a Maine craft beer #Home

A little bit of Monday porta shitter inspiration ❤️

Fun fact of the day. If your vehicle has over 240,000 miles on it you've driven the distance between the Earth and the moon. Also you need a new car

Ok so I'm outta limes for drinks at the pool today, to fix this I ordered a bunch of breakfast tacos to be delivered. I will then remove the limes from the tacos, chill them and use them later on for cocktails... Am I a genius or what?

Does anyone else race their freezer on Saturday booze days? What's faster, my consumption of ice with mixed drinks or my fridges ability to produce the ice?

Amarillo airport, clean, bright, open and easy to navigate. Haven't seen one cowboy yet... 7/10

Need quick legal advice, the guy next to me is talking about buying millions of shares of a food processing company. If I buy in beforehand am I insider trading? I don't wanna go back to jail. Please hurry

Wedding festivities begin

We are all unworthy... Cheapie13 #IWasThere

RIP to the queen but now I need a new RB1

Dear Canada I would like to propose a trade. You get Massachusetts and we get the land that you stole from the Louisiana Purchase? Let me know if you are interested

They did WHAT to Eileen?

Are the Carolina Panthers starting to tank for Victor Wembanyama?

To hell with your mountains, show me your Bush