I’d listen to the smiths if I was smoking crack but also to celebrate the birth of my first child

Charlie Sheen and I are kindred souls

I’m that one hipster broad at the military surplus store

The sexual tension between me and any dentist

Post equinox spam snack

“They thought I was gay when I had the uggs on” is the most me line ever…

Mental illness is just manifesting your nightmares

Magic castle induced psychosis

Thinking about the dolphins dying of heat exhaustion at La Isla Shopping Village in Cancún

I’m wearing at lab coat at the beach

A lot of people wouldn’t get this but I love to be in a good mood

Painting for me is like doing meth I lose track of 5 hours & inhale bad chemicals

Had a dream Anthony Bourdain and I were fishing for dolphins. He was so sad

Women when they remember they have autonomy

The popularization of the shag haircut was an act of domestic terrorism

This is where I’m at mentally

So sleepypoo