~ 𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓶𝓮𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓲𝓷𝓮 ~

when a man has a gigantically fat ass its kind of like ok you need to be serious man theres a time for playing around but sometimes we do need to be for real

Ohh!!! I see it, that makes sense! [ somehow he is completely serious ]

Okay okay, I see now! Thank you for telling me, nephew <3

There’s a fly buzzing around my head and every time I try to kill it, it gets away. Infuriating.

…it won’t leave me alone.

...usually Zhushi eats them by now, he's the trap. But he isn't here... [ has no idea how to do it ]

...that's so mean... what if it has a family. [ Never mind that it's okay is his nephew ate it... ]

Who knew my son was so heartless... [ proudly wipes away tears ] You remind me so much of your mother.

I'm your father, aren't I? I assumed that was merely common sense.

Mlem

[NSFW] sqh's daily throat exercises! the new throat regimen has been spreading around the peak, reaching even the north territories! mbj is certainly pleased with sqh's new set of skills 😌 #svsss #moshang

[ looks him up and down. Not impressed. But he’s cute like a small, pathetic animal. ] Hm. Ask away, then.

[ rolls his eyes fondly, leaning back against the wall as the kid rattles on, before rapid fire answering all the questions ] I was, but I got out. And it did, but it doesn’t bother me. Yes, no, no, yes, and only sometimes.

…I partake in the arts, mostly. It’s a much simpler life, and the one I’ve preferred long before I ever had my current reputation.

Hm. Then why were you not placed into the beast peak? [ gives the boy another once over, and then raises his brows in recognition ] Ah… I see… so it’s like that…

What’s your name, boy? [ not dodging the question so much as barreling towards an answer ]

So it /is/ like that, then! Don’t worry, child, I will not judge. Though I am curious who would procreate with someone like him, of all people… [ evil grin of a man who has the wrong idea about everything and is making up stories in his head ]

Your father? Shen Qingqiu? Surely that must explain the resemblance, and your presence in Qing Jing Peak, despite not having as much interest in it…

Sneezes cutely and glitter comes out of my nose instead of snot