Locked the thread and blocked me, definition of a lying coward.

Dang, didn't know Elizabeth Warren was in charge of Israel.

The reason Democrats are trying to scare women into thinking Republicans want to ban all abortions is it's in their platform and many of their leading politicians keep saying it and then getting nervous and trying to backtrack.

He only dropped that ball for 2 more Ks

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Dude trying to get some from a dead terrorist.

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Philly fans used to be 'next year' now they're all 'last year'

Hey Denny’s what kind of absolute moron thought making your plastic butter knives serrated was a good idea?

What happened to Richard Staff ??

This Kris guy is awful, he's just ripping Tyler Conway because he's illiterate.

Just beyond terrible.

This dude is a legit moron.

Marc Berman Trying to downplay Mitch’s stat line?

Watching the Nate Bargatze special on Netflix, had to take a break in the middle of it. Dude lands every single joke.

Reporters were summoned to interview Noah Syndergaard in a press conference room. When they arrived, he wasn't there -- or so it seemed. Syndergaard was hiding behind the podium, trying to scare people.

'I'm pretty good at hide and seek,' said the 6-foot-6, 240-lb Syndergaard.

Finally, let's get this show on the road.