what even is sand? just a bunch of tiny rocks or some shit?

came up with this tweet in a dream last night

2026 to-do list: -work on my credit score -be unstoppable -try thai food

did anybody else think the ones on the left were much taller than the ones on the right

if i ever meet an alien and it asks me what our planet has to offer i’m takin it’s ass to a Great Wolf Lodge

just saw this gem of a comment on a video of a man having fun at a drag show

do y’all eat your bananas whole or do you take lil bites at a time

got a skin tag removed today and idk how i’m supposed to piss now

just bit into this and it didn’t burn my mouth like usual but i am very sick now

the blue pill gets rid of your depression, the red pill gets rid of your sex drive (both pills are just fluoxetine)

whoever’s out there making fun of the way i stand, just know this is the reason 😔

guys, maybe president trump isn’t that bad (imagine if i said this)

pinch me i must be cumming

gonna start saying this to ladies

they call my thingy “trash” must be bc it’s HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY! that must be why

i’d like to be the first to ask you to wish me a happy birthday

one time i saw a girl eat an ENTIRE sandwich PLUS chips and a medium soda and she literally finished all of it

Diddy’s gonna lose his mind when he gets out and sees the price of oil

Oh im getting a call. DECLINED! jackin off!!!