Kylo, please stop stealing my straighteners. My helmet hair is worse than yours.

"ONLY THOM YORKE UNDERSTANDS MY FEELINGS!" Said Kylo as I refused to shut the door on the way out of his room. #KyloRen #Radiohead

My overwhelming British nature really makes me want to apologise loads and offer the child of the family I've just murdered a herbal tea.

@Gen_Organa2187 I think being psychotic is pet of the First Order job description.

@Gen_Organa2187 he changes it with the day of the week.

Kylo, when you get out the shower, please remove all the black hair. It sure ain't Hux, and I'm a solid platinum blonde. It's really grim.

My school chaplain is called Father Hux. And he's ginger... Coincidence? I think not...

Hux just slapped Kylo. I think he enjoyed it.

Sorry for my recent absence. Kylo has taken destruction to another level and Hux has taken his week vacation time. I'm surviving. Just.

#TeamPhasma #CaptainPhasma #PHASMA My of pin 😍

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Guess who has returned, half dead from an onslaught of exams? #Phasma4life

And lead us not into PlayStation Or deliveries from eBay For thine is the Ringdom, The Power Rangers and the glory, Forever and ever X-men.

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