EDGE? NO. THE ONLY EDGE HERE FRIEND ARTORIAS IS YOUR BLADE. YOU ARE EDGY IS WHAT, I, ORNSTEIN AM SAYING.

NOTHING HAPPENED TO ANOR LONDO OR OUR FRIENDS. SEE GO-SMOUGH IS RIGHT HERE.

THEM? I HAVE NO RECORD OF THEM IN MY DATA BA- I MEAN MEMORY. I HAVE NOT SEE “Ciaran” OR “Gough” SINCE YOU LEFT.

[enact defensive measures] - - WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM THE ONLY ORNSTEIN. I AM A KNIGHT SERVING UNDER LORD GWYN IN ANOR LONDO TO DEFEND AGAINST THE _”filthy”_ UNDEAD

THESE ARE NOT CURSED. NO BASILISKS ARE INVOLVED.

I mean, I’m a straight man, but if Sun Wukong asked me to join him in the shower you bet your ass I’d learn ventriloquism so I can whisper sweet nothings into his ear while getting topped harder than Mount Everest.

I WILL ALSO ATTEMPT THIS #SEDUCTIVESUNDAY GIVE ME A MOMENT TO FIND A SUITABLY AESTHETIC PICTURE OF MY “spear”

#SEDUCTIVESUNDAY DO YOU DESIRE WHAT YOU ARE EXPERIENCING VIA YOUR OCULAR NERVES, GENDERED AND NON-GENDERED HUMANOIDS? MY SPEAR LACKS GIRTH BUT MAKES UP IN LENGTH, ALSO I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. [engage process...wink.exe]

MILK IS FOR THE WEAK LOWER CLASS HUMANS AND SMOUGH. I NEED IT NOT.

WHATS THE POINT OF A BLADE SMALLER THAN YOU ARE???

HUMANS GET MY POINT ALL THE TIME. UNFORTUNATELY, ITS NOT THE METAPHORICAL ONE. FORTUNATELY, THE POINT THEY GET IS THAT OF MY SPEAR.

I DO MISS FRIEND ARTORIAS. WE SHOULD CALL HIM THE ABYSS TRIPPED, BECAUSE THIS TIME HE FELL. “Hah hah ha...” ... HE WOULD HAVE LAUGHED.

AH, YES. THIS TAKES ME BACK. FOUR KNIGHTS WAS NOT THE FIRST NAME SUGGESTED. GACO (GOU, ART, CIA, ORN) WAS MY SUGGESTION. CANT IMAGINE WHY THEY TURNED IT DOWN.

SMOUGH IS DUMMY THICC. PASS AWAY.

STUPID SUNNY BASTARD GETTINGY CATHEDRAL AND STABBING SMOUGH. GO AND DIE.

me on clothing brands irl: i dont really care? im a tshirt and jeans kinda guy. me on clothing brands in splatoon: used to be big on forge but i kinda grew out of that aesthetic. BIG fan of enperry stuff now. also cant go wrong takoroka and tentatek for a fun sporty look.

Sylux #Metroid