3rd time flying and we an hour from San Diego, annnd they asking if there’s a doctor on board, guys getting oxygen and an AED in the bathroom, ALWAYS SUMN I TELL YA.

Found out I’m getting a mega phone at work, can’t wait to yell AGGRESSIVELY at the dumb ass truckers, heh. 🥴

This weather is getting me ALL HORNED UP.

Been low balling the piss out of guys selling their bikes, and I some how became friends with one of my victims, I’m gonna be riding with him and his HOG with the bois this summer, GOBBLESS 🥴

Bumped into my old conworker at the BIG cig, and he goes we still bring you up often, STILL THE MAYOR OF THE BIG CIG 🥴

Speedo on the bike doesn’t work, so when my sunglasses are pressed on my face and my water bottle exits my hoodie pocket I’m pretty sure it’s like 40 mph 🥴

Bruins got their mothers balls.

Me leaving the rope store 🥴

Never activated my credit card last year when I got a new one, so didn’t think I was going to have to pay the annual fee, but LOOKS LIKE THEY STILL CHARGED ME IT 🥴🔫

My landlords didn’t mow the lawn for Memorial Day weekend, so I ain’t paying rent til Labor Day 🫡

Saw my new doctor today, and he asked how I found him, “I saw you went to Brown, and I needed an Ivy leaguer studying me” guy almost SHIDD’d his pants 🥴

Internet undefeated

Pat’s giving me big ass lil chub.

FINALLY figured out what Springfield the Simpsons are in, it’s Missouri, you’re welcome 🥴

WHO DID THIS?? 🤣🤣🤣🔥

“What ever happened to Trump?” Well he never got out of Springfield 🥴

The cucks for Kamala are furious 🥴

That’s a GOBBLESS 🇺🇸🫡

THE WARDEN, GOBBLESS 🫡

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