Mother cabbage and her kids cheers

me @ my boss today:

also me @ my boss:

what’s Mamdani’s plan for my birthday

it's fun to be moved by things

she was feeling him

truly befuddled by serena williams's online presence but still love her the most tho

Theres a bit in the Netflix Dinosaur series where it says it rained for a MILLION years. Humans could be wiped out in a nuclear bomb and we’d just be a footnote in Earths history. We’re utterly insignificant. Not me obviously, I’m significant but apart from me I mean.

I just completed thee most perfect parallel park, without the aid of a reverse camera, in front of a busy outdoor café. If this was the 1690s I'd be a burned at the stake.

yo today really is friday the 13th, huh?

some people embezzle money, others embezzle minds

I was a huge fan of Steve Coogan, Rob Brydon, and Michael Winterbottom’s THE TRIP films, but now I’m watching the full TV series versions of them on the Criterion Channel, and it is dawning on me that this is one of the great artistic accomplishments of the century.

resisting the urge to invite every person i meet between now and april 11th to my birthday party (but fr, y'all can come)

april is my birthday month so it’s my favorite month of the year, but april fools’ day is not kind to us purehearted folks!!!

queen of adding my two cents when i'm only cc'd on the email

prancin' among the lily pads

don't label my flow

Going on a walk outside really solves 70% of problems

"woah, why are you such an aquaphor shill?" alex @ ma