PSA: bring you fucking ID to the bar. I don’t care if your 22 or 122. Bring. Your. ID.

A Bowling For Soup cover band called Second Hand Soup.

I’ve e been thinking about this a lot today. But I’m super glad dogs don’t sweat.

Not the LA Kings playing Scottish music on #irishheritagenight #nokingsno

Just a general reminder if you date musicians. Don’t leave them a voicemail… they will use it later.

New track with Childish Gavino drops on March 31st! Really stoked on this one, definitely my favorite we’ve done together so far & the first of a few that we’ll hopefully have out this year! Presave: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ga…

One day my dog will wave back when I wave at him randomly and I will cry.

Dang the #wgastrike is so bad deadline is announcing things from 5 years ago… deadline.com/2018/02/tiffan…

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All I’m saying is I need a plugin that allows me to make my weird mouth noises and it tells me what kind of synth to pick…

All I’m saying is, I just had a SNICKERS and I’m still pissed off.

And in the movie version the family in this house washes up in shore of an island and then builds a plane out of the debris of their house to make it back to civilization. Starting Kevin Hart of course.

Apparently the LA Chargers got stuck in an elevator over the weekend. Bitch I got stuck in a Terra elevator weekly and never got a news piece done on me…

When are we getting a lizzy mcalpine musical, and can I please be in it?

Is anyone else having TikTok US show them the same video multiple times? I’m starting to think the only reason it’s back is cause that agreed to mess with the algorithm…

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I’ve never been as happy as I was the moment an AI Bulldog won a diving competition.

What a guy gotta do to get the attention of Dickies to collab on a line of workwear for stage techs in the music industry? Ya boy has needs in a pant.

Do you think #TheRapture cares about time zones?