gravity is a joke for this brother

Modern art is a joke

You know what the first rule of the passive-aggressive club is? Actually, never mind. Forget it.

me laughing at the joke I haven't told yet 😂 😂

A man loses three fingers in a work accident. At the hospital he asks the doctor, "Will I be able to drive with this hand?" The doctor replies, "Maybe. But I wouldn't count on it."

I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. I do it to remind myself why there is no money in there.

Ultimately, you have to save yourself and it is what it is.

You deserve a break. Stop healing. Choose adventure. Lose your mind. Do it for the plot.

Wyd in this situation???

Get the money lol

That’s the way of the world - Earth Wind and Fire

Reasons why women live longer than men (the last two will shock you 🤯🤯) a thread 🧵

You are art 🫶🏾🎨

He's making his list...He's checkin' it twice. He left it at home. He's texting his wife.

God sends you grief in waves so it doesn’t overwhelm you

An image inside of an image…

Still working on it….