They really found their voice in "Toto IV"

But seriously, what am I supposed to do with my hands?

Does anyone else feel like the noun for firm should be firmth instead of firmness?

Yesterday I learned that Judy Blume still writes books

*casually favs whilst watching Friends* x.com/things4whitepp…

I realized today that I've used my car's cup holder to hold burritos more often than I've used it to hold cups

Nashville ✈️✈️✈️

The biggest reason I don't want to get out of bed is that I don't want to take my warm legs out from under my comforter

You know summer is tough when you can taste Satay in your mouth

There are few times I feel dumber than when I fail a CAPTCHA

sometimes the practiced upon becomes the practitioner

I hate UberFacts but I can never force myself into unfollowing it

Sometimes I just want to have a very small personal submarine and make my way through a beautiful lily-topped, kelp-filled lake, ya know?

The FOMO fades after you MO

A haiku to satay: the sweet scent of Thai/wafting through open windows/longing for satay

walked in my house and didn't even remember where my room was

first day at home. left bed 4x. internet goes out. Me: 'maybe this means I should get out of the house...but does does 2048 still exist?'

"September" by EW&F comes on. *gets pumped* *someone dubs over the month in the song to reflect that it's December* buzz: killed

"You left your plum" #TextsINeverThoughtIdSend