Putting a fitted sheet on the top bunk of a bunk bed is a fate worse than death.

I just love watching a cat wash its face.

listening to my lovely woman-child play the guitar and sing the songs she listens to on her playlist tells me everything that's swirling around in her heart ... the sweet beauty of her voice hits me at the very core.

i use an irobot vacuum to save myself the time of sweeping/vacuuming myself. and with the time i save not cleaning, i instead stare at the irobot while it is cleaning and gauge whether it is actually capable of doing the job as well as i can.

The good news is that the kids prefer their new beds in their new bedrooms to sleeping with me. The bad news is the kids prefer their new beds in their new bedrooms to sleeping with me. 😞

Shit trickles down. And in the case of immigration, it's landing on innocent people and the cities trying to help them. Why? Because neither political party is right or has an answer. El Paso Shows Migrant Buses Aren’t Just for Republican Politicians nytimes.com/2022/10/20/opi…

It makes me smile so hard watching dogs walk their kids to school with such dog-purpose. Comin' through, kid here, going to school, move aside! ❤️

my tv just got in stalled and i am going to watch it SO HARD it's not even funny.

pejorative is such a great word.

the best thing about being a baker is baking for yourself all the time ... now if only i was a personal trainer, too. 🥮🍩🥧

pretty good preview of me in a street fight.

this made my day because: 1) snoop; and 2) the lizard got away. whew!!!

the number of people checking my linkedin profile right now ... 🙄

what to do when the future is uncertain (for today)? bake a cake.

what to do when the future is known? bake (and devour) a loaf of banana bread.

Problem solved ... best benefits in the world. ❤️

Something beautiful either with or without sound.

when an interviewer fails to realize their role is to be a brand ambassador vs. a drill sergeant.