Real Life Mommy
@reallifemommy3
Twitter is cheaper than therapy. Tweets are mine ๐@huffpost @TODAY_Parents @buzzfeed @babycenter @chicagotribune @boredpanda @thepoke @thechive ...
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Dadman Walking
@dadmann_walking
introvert. Husband. Dad of 3. bourbon fund: Venmo- Shane83 My links! https://t.co/X1R5q5AVST seen in @Buzzfeed @Menshumor @HuffPostParents @cheezbur
Jessie
@mommajessiec
*awkward silence* Mom to four, wife to one. Like I am to most things, I came here late too.
Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
mom mom mom mom mom
@notmythirdrodeo
https://t.co/lKTwNPcAGY @momsoverhere on IG. Momminโ the best I can with low standards. Featured in @HuffPost, @Buzzfeed, @Today_Parents and more.
Midge
@mxmclain
Relentless architect of my own hell, curator of seasonal profanities, cultural symbol
Kevin The Dad
@kevinthedad
Husband. Dad. Co-creator of 2 cool kids. I write fun stories about the shenanigans I experience as a parent!
I Hide From My Kids
@IHideFromMyKids
freelance writer | content creator | someone once told me I was funny, for a mom | featured on BuzzFeed, Today Parents, HuffPost & more | Read my tweets๐
That Mom Tho
@mom_tho
contributor @scarymommy @romper [email protected] Tweets: https://t.co/5zWeBtUUx6
NicholasG
@Dad_At_Law
Father of girls, Husband of wife, Coach of kids. Protagonist for the People in court, yet to win an argument at home. *แตสทแตแตแตหข แตสณแต โฟแตแต หกแตแตแตหก แตแตโฑโฟโฑแตโฟหข*
@itssherifield
@itssherifield
Musician mama of 3 treading water and taking names Formerly @Lmemeit IG and TikTok: @itssherifield https://t.co/PEkz5e5DfK
One Awkward Mom
@oneawkwardmom
wife || mom of three || perpetually late || relatively unsociable || my tweets โก๏ธ https://t.co/zTOnobXohj
Uncle Duke
@UncleDuke1969
Does this look infected?
meghan
@deloisivete
mother of boys | surrounded by a chaos of my own making | tweets in link below
nice things I say to myself
@meantomyself
She may not look like much but she can catch a man, said someone trying to insult me. Not funny or young enough to write tweets for Clorox. avi @popartcartoonz
.:RiotGrlErin:.
@RiotGrlErin
โข goth daria vibes โข fear does not exist in this bio โข muppet enthusiast โข reba/dolly 2024 โข subscribe โข
Vinod Chhaproo
@Chhapiness
Domesticated Husband Father of 2 Ransacking Raccoons.Featured on @netflixfamily @buzzfeed @thedad IG @Chhapiness Shows & Inquiries-https://t.co/F6Q2TKOV1M
MumInBits
@MumInBits
Can be found speaking with a British accent
your other mom
@difficultpatty
Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here. https://t.co/sVPCoTC4Pw
sixfootcandy
@sixfootcandy
Loves animals more than most people. https://t.co/bTlLzDrFl4
McDad
@mcdadstuff
I like dad jokes and I cannot lie. https://t.co/bbtLUiYKKg Find more of my tweets here โฌ๏ธ
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@vampireskwrl
she/her. yapologist. hi/hey dms pay a fee. no pet names/nicknames/honorifics all dms subject to posting. my dms aren't your safe space ๐ซถ๐ป minors DNI. ๐๐ป
ShadesofShae
@shaesjh
By night I'm a writer, dreamer, and artist. By day I torture old folks by setting their eyes on fire, and then taking their money. #livingthelife
Mo
@mo_luchessi
I don't even want to be an author anymore. I'm so tired.
Deeny (they/them)
@councilofDeen
โ J'emmerde la loi 96 โ| hot and autistic |artist and Swer
Midnight Cowboy ๐บ๐ธ
@cowboyjeffkent
Twitter Twitter On The Wall, Who's The Fairest Cowboy Of Them All? Rides Side By Side with @okiegirl405 ๐บ๐ธ
J ๐น
@Today_June_says
Avi is me or Aeon Flux. spoken for, ๐ซmaga, gen x, health, wellness, fitness. Live and let live Liberal. Please donโt retweet my selfies
Hollie Harris
@allholls
Writer. Mom. Storyteller. #GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time.
Duchess Anna of Banana ๐๐
@duchess_banana
Food, sports, and filth. Distributing the finest word vomit since 2019. @VancityReynolds liked one of my tweets once.
Vanny
@thatwitchvanny
Twitter is just an AIM chat on steroids. If you put me on a list I will hex you. If I blocked you, you were either really annoying or a perv...
Shreya
@Shreya_teee
Be your own sunshine.. Globetrotter || Reader || Nature lover || ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐
Fetch
@JennFetch
#BlackLivesMatter #Feminist #BiPride ๐ฉท๐๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ#TransRightsAreHumanRights She/Her Star Wars was my 1st love ๐ซ Lord of the Rings addict INFP
juststopit
@kperm
Created accounts on a couple of Twitter substitutes and promptly never went back.
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@Whotfismick
Idk jus existing | Turn Notis On
Bird Eckler
@Birdeckler
Morsels of joy, mixed with sprinkles of outrage. Results may vary.
Rae's a little hell๐จ๐ฆ
@omgshuddup
I parallel parked correctly on the first try once.
George Takei
@GeorgeTakei
I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Disheveled Mom
@wittysnuggles
Not my real name. 40s toddler mom. Unapologetically blunt relationship therapist. Featured on @MSNBC @CNN @FoxNews @SternShow @NYPost
Andi
@smiles_and_nods
Andi 2.0 Lost everyone during my Twitter sabbatical. please follow again.
Pat
@PATBUMPER
I love Jesus, my wife, America and boobs ๐บ๐ธ ๐ซถ
TheWasp
@finewtever
alt but Iโm not telling you from whom ๐
Dis Bitch
@TouchTheFloof
Professional dumpster fire. โจOMWTFYBโจ - ๐ Minors GTFO ๐ซStill upset that Anna Blue is gone.
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@wolfsingleton
There's gonna be lots of wordplay and foreplay involved. Strap in fucker.
BridgetJones
@nevernicethings
https://t.co/CPGoJx2GHY
rebelEducator
@rebelEducator
Corrupting the youth. Enthusiasts exploring the future of learning. Follow for ideas on how to improve your childโs education.
Mr.Carter
@dexteristwisted
Stand up for what you believe in. Trump Troller ... Always positive.... Huge everthing L.A. sports nerd... extremely dirty minded, but always respectful
Ninja Dad
@ninjadadofone
Proud Dad. Unavailable. Bourbon Drinker. Guitar Player. Professional Procrastinator.
nopejustkate
@katethequaint
Not Kate the Great, just a tribute. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐โป๏ธโฎ๏ธ
Stylr
@_stylr_
back from the dead and better than ezra
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@MoMohler
Rated 100% pure, grade A, American โlittle beef boyโ by JD Power And Associates.
Andi
@andiindarkmode
formerly @smiles_and_nods Itโs gone now and I donโt think I can get it back.
Dr. Jen Wolkin | ADHD + Trauma Therapist
@drjenwolkin
โขNeurodivergent Neuropsychologist โขSharing ADHD + Trauma Info โข Helping you SurThriveโจTrauma Changes the Brain + So Does Healingโจ XO, Dr. Jen
JodingersCat-astrophe
@JMoneySlimer
If you think I post a lot of crap, you should see what I delete: Ghost account for @JodingersCat
Princess Awesome
@princessawesome
STEM and adventure themes on dresses, skirts, leggings, shorts. We โค๏ธ pockets! Adult styles now available. Have you met our little brother @boywonderbrand?
Jennifer Parker
@Mrs_JParker
Making two tiny humans laugh one fart joke at a time.
Darla the Darling
@DarlaTheDarling
Common sense coupled connoisseur of constitutional law and comedic content. I comment on crapola.
Aliette Silva
@AlietteSilva
Aliette Silva๐บ๐ธ๐จ๐บ Writer when I'm not chasing my kids๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง Musings from my life๐คฃ๐ฉท Meme and ๐ฅ connoisseurโ๏ธ Sign up for my newsletter๐
The Everymomยฎ
@TheEverymom
the life map for everymoms everywhere
fitdadceo
@fitdadceo
just dad jokes and stuff
shawshanksheri
@shawshanksheri
jailbait
Bryn Campbell
@RangerAndBass
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@slapper_richard
The reply guys' reply guy
SheriPie
@SheriliaJackson
jailbait
Joe
@joenahnah
Husband and Dad working from home, sharing funny stories and little pops of sunshine. Writer, baker, learner, laugher.
InsiderDaddy.com
@insiderdaddy1
Lucky father of two. Author of 'Raising Daddy: The Ultimate Quickstart Guide for Expectant Dads.' On a personal mission to help ease the fears of new fathers!
Topher
@toe_toph_tofu
Do my fellow imaginary creatures also struggle with crippling self-doubt? https://t.co/6xusy9Z5h4
heatinjail
@heatinjail
yeah
Melissa
@BallQueenHammer
If I could be sweet, I wouldnโt be here. Mother, wife, but also a secret third thing.
Bella ๐บ๐
@BellaBeBeaching
Somewhere between heaven and hell I found myself.
DadLiners
@DadLiners
A collection of things I used to write in my notepad.
Mommy is Sweary
@mommy_is_sweary