>mfw the sangheili have accepted me as one of their own and have asked me to lead our people into battle

You mind if a white boy speak a little Wort Wort Wort tonight?

Roadtrip essentials

the whole segment on the ark is arguably the greatest set of missions in halo history

First night in the new crib #boyhome

There was atleast a group of guys on the radar going “Sir there’s 6 or 7 covenant ships slipping into orbit!”

This was the first time i’d ever galloped a horse and it was simultaneously the most fun and scariest thing i’ve ever done. Would recommend 10 times out of 10

I lead the longest horse riding tour in the world. We travel more than 500+ km across Central Asia for 8 days with nomads and eagle hunters. This summer, my team was the first to strap a GoPro to an eagle. Message Optimist Prime ⚡️ to join our next expedition in January.

A knights tale is a top 20 movie for sure, peasants singing we will rock you is peak

If your parents didn’t watch the 1964 Rudolph the red nosed reindeer movie as kids you don’t get to tell me what America should be like

Real and I will not be taking any questions at this time

Haven’t seen anything about Pearl Harbor today

Getting back into cat memes, please drop some in comments

If you’re not jaywalking when the road is completely void of cars we can’t be friends many such cases

We shouldn’t have evolved handheld camera further than like 2007 All these super high quality photos suck compared to something taken on an old camera/ camcorder

Y’all mind if i speak a lil Ho Ho Ho this season?

I’m a rightwinger because I believe in hierarchy but I’m a hippie because I base hierarchy on vibrational frequency

For those using kettlebells regularly, what are some of your favorite movements?

We need to unironically bring tricorns back into modern fashion