if you smoke a cigarette you will get high

Ok ladies, it's time to pull that blanket over your head and post on Twitter ! Yesss <3

In spite of my slavic and scandinavian bloodline im not a drunk im just appalled by material comforts and the idea of relaxing

it's the perfect day for taking the Q uptown to see a polish doctor about my general unease

My 42 year old graphic designer colleague doesn't know that he's suffering Spinozan bondage by simply selecting pantone colors and fonts on whim and retroactively rationalizing them. He is grasping at inadequate ideas, reason evades him like a cunning eel

back in the day if you wrote a good story they'd put u in the looney bin or shoot u in the head.

Sometimes u can really tell that the subway is going fast. love that

it's time to Criminalize cursing.

A polish millionaire CEO stole my tweet

I want to know the fate of every baby I've ever seen

The Learnèd English Dog is an engagement farmer