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Kate Melvin

@realkatemelvin

True Crime junkie. Where sarcasm and Southern charm collide. Funny and Autistic. Wife. I don't respond to DM's. I unfollow bots/porn. SATIRE.🇺🇸

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Husband: I just put an avocado in the microwave to soften it and I didn't know if it would work but I definitely didn't expect it to burst into flames. Me: Did you really blow up my- Him: We should go to Lowe's