Beware the eyes of Marge!! 👀 #EyesofMarge #IdesofMarch

in honor of the ides of march, would anyone like to stab me 23 times

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT JULIUS CAESAR? HBD = hey bring daggers ASL = a soothsayer! listen BRB = betrayal? really brutus? OP = onward plebeians LMS = let mark speak JFC = just forget cicero OTP = obliterate the poet TF = then fall (caesar)

Sucks that they can’t show the true history of this great city

this chardonnay has notes of hot dog

it finally happened. my photos app generated the saddest video possible.

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

One of the Uvalde moms who lost a child just testified before Congress and said the thing that haunts me: “Somewhere out there, there’s a mom watching, thinking ‘I can’t imagine her pain’ — not knowing that one day it will be her reality if we don’t do something about guns.”

You can smell it! Memphis police confirm a tractor-trailer carrying Alfredo sauce spilled on I-55 near Riverside Boulevard. FOX13 Memphis

Be diligent and check your child's candy this year, just found an invasive silver carp shoved inside a Milky Way. No words.

If we want Amtrak rail service in #TN, myTDOT must submit an “Expression of Interest” to the Fed Railroad Admin as soon as possible. It’s non-binding, but imperative for #TN to even be considered. If you want Amtrak in TN, email [email protected] and tell them today. 🚆

what is your fun halloween name xox

Me getting my clothes caught on a door handle when I’m already in a bad mood

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