Second only to Driver’s License in past few years of SNL.

Thank you, VA-07. We did it! 🇺🇸

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them… #ArmisticeDay

Still waiting…

My last tweet : Garland is incapable of or unwilling to do his job and should resign. This is a chicken shit decision that kicks the can down the road and accomplishes nothing but further delaying justice and threatening our democracy. And also Elon sucks. apple.news/ArQgLwaMISCOSn…

If Merrick is too weak to do his job then he shouldn’t have it. No more punts.

Hilarious. All the stans said Trump’s announcement would not deter Garland and it scared him into a special counsel damn near immediately. And he blamed Biden just for good measure. The crimes happened in plain sight. Can’t believe this guy.

Pearl Jam tried to tell you…

Oh, shocker. Some GOP are taking g issue with Jack Smith as special counsel.

I’m at a Cracker Barrel outside of Lexington, KY and a table of good ole boys are dogging Rand Paul. Warms the cockles.

Leaving Twitter at the end of the week. Moving to Post. post.news/joelwillett If you’re there, send me your details. It’s been real. Especially when ⁦JB Smoove⁩ told me to bring the ruckus on Valentine’s Day.

Fact Check: I didn't have a security clearance in 2019. You can't "abuse" something you don't have. One hell of a scoop, Laura.

Trump and Tulsi are weaponizing the federal government against people they see as political opponents. I’ve dedicated my life to protecting my country and always will. With or without a security clearance.

How did I end up on Tulsi Gabbard's list? I shared some thoughts here - courier-journal.com/story/opinion/…

Stripping security clearances from political opponents isn’t just petty– it’s dangerous. I talked to Julian E. Barnes at The New York Times about how this administration is purging experts and instead “flying blind.” nytimes.com/2025/08/21/us/…