This is my final offer to the opposition. Let us stop playing party politics, lets work together to create a better community, a better democratic system. Our voters want to see us do better by them, not trying to rush through political changes, or score political points.

Following withdrawal from the July Agreement, the PM met with the CDS to request an increased troop presence in Northern Ireland in response to recent developments. The BAF will commit additional personnel to ensure the continued security and stability of our nation.

Protecting our borders with strength and pride — The King’s Royal Hussars stand ready in Northern Ireland, using their formidable tank fleet to safeguard our nation and its people. 🇬🇧

Totally wrong! The strikes on GLASLOUGH were BEAUTIFUL and 100% justified. We took out the TERRORISTS, not “innocents” like Fake Leahvnx says. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about! Maybe she should focus on her collapsing economy instead! PEACE through STRENGTH! 🇬🇧

OSKAR “LOOSE CANNON” O’SULLIVAN — TOTAL DISASTER. Inciting violence from the Dáil is SICK and DANGEROUS. Nobody in the UK will be intimidated. No wonder his husband divorced him. Total disaster even his own home couldn’t handle his mess! We will SECURE the border, and WIN BIG. 🇬🇧

Just got off the phone with the Irish Taoiseach Leahvnx. We’ve agreed to a BEAUTIFUL ceasefire, the best anyone has seen. They were losing badly (everyone knows it), and they came to us wanting peace. A very smart move! Thank you Leah! You are very cool.

I’m VERY aware of the bombings on the Irish border, a total disgrace. The United Kingdom will hunt down the bombers, the terrorists, EVERYONE involved, and take them out FAST. Nobody hits us and gets away with it. Such a shame LOOPY LEAH cannot control her own people!

Just crossed over into the United Kingdom for a pub crawl with the GREAT Isabel! I came over.. and as a welcome gift.. Rt Hon Sir MichaelMRothschild KG KCMG OBE PC had a LUXURY car delivered to us! THANK YOU, BRITAIN! VERY COOL!

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Statement regarding the deregistration of the Unionist Party & the official rebranding of the Greggs Party.

His Majesty the King invited me to for a government and I accepted. Over the week we will see the smooth transfer of power to the next generation of public servants, and I am proud to be the one to hand over the reigns. Thank you Nationals for being a part of this.

I am glad to see my good friend, MichaelMRothschild, is running to become deputy speaker. I think he is the best candidate. He is a great role model, always sensible in sittings and always dressed in the correct attire abiding by the Standing Orders. He has my vote!

Following a decision made by the Chairman, and the support from all of the shareholders of Greggs, the role of Shop Manager has been made redundant. Over the coming days, Greggs will be restructuring in preparation of a major project announcement. Thank you. 💙💛