𝔹𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟:{#129RPacc} ❝ᴡʜᴏ sᴀɪᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏʀᴍᴀʟ?❞ ☕︎Not new to RP ☠︎#StrangerThingsRP ☕︎OC ☕︎Eleven’s Uncle ☕︎Hidden Powers ☕︎Acc started on 7/7/19 ☞RT & Like Plz☜

// hello! Does anyone wanna rp with me? ♡ For a Gif starter with content ↻ For a Random starter ♡↻ To plot a SL in DMs

‍ ❝ what the- ❞ he scoffs for a moment, furrowing his brows. he composes himself, slightly lifting a singular eyebrow, and placing his hands in his pockets. ‍ ❝ uh, you good, mate? head in the clouds again or something? ❞

anyway, time to make a carrd✨

‍ ❝ SOMEBODY COME GET ERRRR SHES DANCING LIKE A STRIPPPEER ❞

‍ ❝ HISSSSSSS ❞

‍ ❝ brian flat ❞

‍ ❝ rip eggy ❞

horse fucker.

‍ ❝ one, they don’t make great pets. two, you can’t even keep a plant alive. so, no. ❞

‍ ❝ brian, you are one of the most forgetful people i know— you’d end up forgetting it exists, even if it pecks your eyes out. ❞

‍ ❝ . . . as long as you don’t you know — i don’t care. ❞ sigh. ‍ ❝ but i am NOT taking care of it or paying for its stuff. this is your responsibility. ❞

‍ ❝ do you not remember what happened to the last cat? try keeping a plant alive first. ❞

‍ ❝ take a guess. ❞

‍ ❝ 𝐼𝑇 𝐷𝐼𝐸𝐷, 𝐵𝑅𝐼𝐴𝑁. 𝐼𝑇 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝐷𝐼𝐸𝐷. ❞

‍ ❝ WE LIED. SUCK IT UP. ❞