why

keeping a lettuce in your pocket might protect you from the virus i don’t know or maybe just wash your hands carol

Please lettuce all pass our finals

lettuce dont have legs which is why you rarely see them wearing jeans

some people are nice and green like a lettuce and some people bintches and should just choke

Instead of packing a bowl of mariguanas why dont you pack your back pack full of lettuces and go on an adventure you stupid drug addict

L - I E - hate T - my T - life U - C - E -

Fool a lettuce once Shame on you Fool a lettuce twice Shrimp fried rice

.Wendy’s hi wendy will go on an date with me

If you put a lettuce in the fridge and forget about it for 2 weeks it will rot and die just like my dreams

L - can E - my T - life T - get U - any C - worse E -

help .

death

i am going to jump .

eternal suffering

when will this end

lettuces don’t have genders so you can call him bill or jill depending on how you feel if you want to i don’t know it’s not my life

why me

soon

sometime life is happy and green like a lettuce and sometimes i just want to get run over by a bus, susan