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童文薰 Winifred Tung He saved his life

I work in a government job.I don't need to smoke anything to relax. I was a combat vet i've seen shit and done shit that you will never imagine. Not really sure what your purpose with this is or your end game. I don't need some clown on the internet telling me to relax.

He really did Make America Great Again

This sounds like a very, very, very likely opinion from someone who fled America to diddle orphans in between his humiliation fetish sessions

Dems are gonna campaign on pro union/labor issues while also demanding mass immigration. Chavez has to be torn down because of his legacy promoting the former and denouncing the later

Do it. Take our bases offline and invade. Double dare you

Still gonna zoot you on Aztec bridge tho

This take is salty and smells like bleach

‘White people eat pizza with they hands! We not gross they just racist!’ ‘Why they not eating gross style?’

‘Act like you’re rich’ is the most 3rd world shit ever. Hope she gets deported

Car salesman suing the buyer for asking about the chipped paint

Why would Mayflower descendants do this?

Patriot

Him and Jessica skied to the lodge effortlessly this drunk and did it again after we drank a PitcherTower. Free this man he did nothing wrong