2023 is the year of typing "woohoo" on internet company emails

2023 is the year of asking a Tinder match from 2020 if they want to hang out on Valentine's Day

2023 is the year of calling IT just to check in & see how they're doing :)

2023 is the year of leveling up in the crab boss society

2023 is the year of seeing tweets about how McDonald's food can go literal decades without decomposing, getting a hankering for McDonald's, and proceeding to drive to McDonald's on your lunch break bc it's Friday and you deserve a lil treat :)

2023 is the year for obscure quotes on throw pillows

2023 is the year of likening your Outlook inbox to a Greek tragedy

2023 is the year of watching youtube video essays that reaffirm what you already believe

2023 is the year of deliberately convincing your instagram algorithm that you are a construction company so you get ads for cool stuff like school water fountains, entire houses, and massive cranes

2023 is the year of remembering to drink water bc why else have you been carrying around that 1.5L water bottle with you everywhere you go come on just drink it it's good for you

2023 is the year of struggling with an ethical quandary because the presenter cannot figure out how to open a video file and you knew how to open it all along but it's a Friday and you really don't want to go back to your cubicle. Metaphorically speaking.

2023 is the year of embracing your anti-villain by taylor swift era

2023 is the year of writing TRUE and HONEST Google reviews based on OBJECTIVE facts!!!

2023 is the year of setting a realistic amount of new year's resolutions

2023 is the year of getting back into twitter

when i die plz play the delta airlines hold music at my funeral thx

drinking 300mg of caffeine after lunch and popping a benadryl at 11:27pm

Emails be like "❗️" then proceed to be the least important thing you've ever read

Second semester of grad school is off to a great start.

I'm sitting under neon green lights, drinking mysterious wine from a recycled bottle. I only write about my feelings in leather-bound tomes and I sometimes I sprinkle in some Spanish.