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big frawg

@realfarmboi

nothing metal is a friend of mine!

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calendar_today29-02-2012 01:28:51

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2023 is the year of seeing tweets about how McDonald's food can go literal decades without decomposing, getting a hankering for McDonald's, and proceeding to drive to McDonald's on your lunch break bc it's Friday and you deserve a lil treat :)

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2023 is the year of deliberately convincing your instagram algorithm that you are a construction company so you get ads for cool stuff like school water fountains, entire houses, and massive cranes

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2023 is the year of remembering to drink water bc why else have you been carrying around that 1.5L water bottle with you everywhere you go come on just drink it it's good for you

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2023 is the year of struggling with an ethical quandary because the presenter cannot figure out how to open a video file and you knew how to open it all along but it's a Friday and you really don't want to go back to your cubicle. Metaphorically speaking.

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I'm sitting under neon green lights, drinking mysterious wine from a recycled bottle. I only write about my feelings in leather-bound tomes and I sometimes I sprinkle in some Spanish.