“I’m an old soul” - kelly

Everyone knows I’m a big Ant guy

Is door-to-door soliciting past 8pm too late? I just got an insane look when telling someone it seemed a little late (and dark)

Wife drinking her first alcoholic drink post having baby - “never missed a spritz season”

Gotta stay strapped these days

Joel Embid is kinda stinky

I may devote the rest of my professional life to preventing mosquito bites. Maybe a pill you take? Idk but needs to be solved

🐐spicy water

Lebron is literally just grunting during half of this

Knueppel better than Flagg?

the marriott bonvoy website is unacceptable

How’s the “three-time major winner and literal superstar Jordan Spieth shouldn’t be getting a sponsor’s invite to Torrey” narrative doing right now

Getting the day started

Nashville Zoo announces birth of red river hog piglet wsmv.com/2025/04/16/nas…

Sunday ruined

Easy par

Should have won Holiday Cheermeister IMO

Jimbo Pearson could really sling it