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I WAS 100% OPPOSED TO STARTING FOREIGN WARS UNTIL TULSI GABBARD STARTED BUGGING ME!

Now that we have killed 350,000 people around the world with cuts to USAID, I have asked Secretary Marco Rubio to tweet a Bible verse to make everyone feel better. nytimes.com/2025/06/21/opi…

Accurate.

Sad news! Barron has unfortunately inherited my bone spurs. But I'm sure your kids will be fine fighting without him.

Don't say you weren't warned: amazon.com/Kardashian-Sav… #KKSTW

Many Iranians are saying they can't believe I betrayed them after they bought so much of my meme coin! nytimes.com/2025/06/22/wor…

Based on smell, you are definitely number two.

But "two weeks" means "pull my finger."

THOMAS MASSIE IS NOT MAGA! THIS IS NOT A WAR! IT WILL NOT LAST FOREVER, BELIEVE ME!

I know more about sleeper cells than the generals do, believe me!

I want to thank Iran for giving us early notice of today's strike, even though Pete Hegseth says he is not sure who added you to the Signal chat.

CEASE FIRING!

Exciting news! China will keep buying cheap oil from Iran. Meanwhile, all the toys your kids want at Christmas will still be twice as expensive. Thank you for your attention to this matter. cnbc.com/2025/06/24/oil…

Democrats are being very mean to Pam Bondi! youtu.be/8ZOsyZgIaxU?si…

It's not the vaccines!! Who knew?? dailymail.co.uk/health/article…

MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT ON THIS MATTER HAS BEEN TOTALLY OBLITERATED BY THREE EXTREMELY WELL-PLACED SOURCES!