Fixed that #CatsMovie trailer for ya

That game where you come home and find an empty, shredded plastic bag and have to figure out exactly what your dog ate.

This is the future that literally everyone wants.

Exclusive: Liza Koshy faces more relatable struggles in 'Liza on Demand' season 2 trailer share.ew.com/AHjBJa6

#LizaOnDemand season 2 trailer is up, season 1 is now FREE, and that’s all the news you need today Liza Koshy Harry Elfont

The Washington Post calls #lizaondemand “the best indictment of the stupid, impossible world America has created for its working class.” ⁦Liza Koshy⁩ ⁦Harry Elfont⁩ washingtonpost.com/local/liza-on-…

Seeking lessons on how to drink out of a S'well without spilling it all over myself like Robert Hays in “Airplane”

I’m officially “I don’t know who any of the celebrities in Us Weekly are” years old.

I accept this position but am going to need to cut out early this afternoon. Also I have a thing on Friday. And I’m going to need the entire month of April off for my birthday. Actually I’m not sure this job is for me let me get back to you.

I worked on a show called #LizaOnDemand earlier this year with the great Harry Elfont and Deborah Kaplan. How can I market this show that skews a bit younger to the sort-of specific audience I’ve accumulated over the last 25+ years? By making this video NO ONE asked me to make.

Had a great time talking all things screenwriting with Erin Hallagan and attempting to A some smart Qs from our guests. Thanks for having us Austin Film Festival

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times and I'd like to date you. Fool me four times and I start imagining what our marriage will be like Fool me five times and I'll start apologizing for all the ways I've hurt you

Dammit, should have tagged that #QuarantineWatchParty I'm already screwing this up

People on Twitter wondering why I am showing up in their feed after a whole year #josieandthepussycatstweetalong @russburlingame

Fun fact: “Get Your Model On” on the Billboard chart in “Pretend To Be Nice” is a shout out to Jake Gyllenhall or however you spell his last name Harry Elfont @russburlingame

Please let this woman sit in Covid please lord I never ask you for anything

Ignore the polls like they’re a woman in a writers room

We love the underrated and yes, misunderstood JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS. So close to the absurd reality, some people didn’t realize it was satire.