No one talks about how much visual real estate cowboy hats take up when you stand behind someone at a concert.

Before this ship goes down: Happy birthday to my fellow November babies. I can only assume that our parents were boning down on Valentine’s Day to create our little community.

All I want for my birthday is a bar that’s just playing the entire Light in the Attic Country Funk collection.

Anyone else have a long Covid symptom where they’ve never been addicted to cigs but now suddenly are? Cuz 🙋🏼‍♂️

Before this place goes down in flames, can the Weed Wolf reveal himself? Been tracking this tag across multiple cities for such a long time.

Still.

How much can I casually drop “my therapist” in conversation challenge, go!

I’m three weeks older than her, wtf

Who needs to watch Yellowstone when I can watch it two minutes at a time on TikTok

True Life: I was a leash kid

Honestly, a bit gutted that I just missed Hasbulla hanging out in Eagle Rock this week.

It’s kinda funny that when historians talk about what Jesus probably * actually* looked like, they’re basically describing Benny Blanco

Awakened by the gentle thumping of a crow eating a rat on my roof 🥰

Fun fact: The costume designers for this show and many other have a compound in Silver Lake that you can rent on Airbnb. My dad stayed in their “workshop”

Some coincidence that I get a jury duty summons while watching Jury Duty

Can’t wait to get Covid from ripping a stranger’s strawberry lemonade elfbar

The new people I meet that day I’m an Angelino since I’ve been here for 9 years need to realize that being a Midwest transplant is my personality trait.

Turns out endless who’s been making unfounded accusations against friends of mine blaming them for recent deaths in LA underground lately is actually a serial sex offender/pedo trying to get revenge against people who got him blacklisted across LA (cc survivingjohnnylove )

Stay Positive